Monkey Wav Files for those hominids admitting to be monkeys.

Files are in varying formats. If I haven't attributed a source and you know it, e-mail me.

Please don't do direct links.  Download and enjoy.

mnkspunk.wav33.9k "What is your malfunction you fat barrel of monkeyspunk?"

mnkyacid.wav209k A monkey on acid

mnkyboy.wav11.7k"Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!"

mnkygls.wav 64.3k"When the monkeys stole (saw?) the glasses off my head! haha!" 

mnkygood.wav 42.8k"Oooh..good Monkey!: (The Tick)

monka36chimp.wav 75.4kActual chimp hoots. Though not a true monkey, chimp DNA is only three percent different from humans.

monkbluesrif.mid 24.7k A midi Monkey blues.

monkbruce.wav 64.6k "Enough to boil a monkey's bum!" "That's a strange expression, Bruce!" "Well Bruce, I 'eard the prime minister use it." (Monty Python)

monkcashorspank.wav 46k "You want cash, or should we just go spank the monkey again?" "Hehe hehe yeah!" (Beavis n' Butthead)

monkcircus.wav 40k "I'll beat you like a circus monkey!"

monkey.au 2k Short monkey eep.

monkey.wav  15k "Would you like to touch my monkey?"

monkey3.wav 35k "You've got to help us find that monkey!"

monkey4.wav 24k "Hey, would ya like to buy a monkey?"

monkeybld.wav 19k "No one likes ya monkeyboy!"

monkeybrass.wav 367k Beastie Boys song excerpt.

monkeychnt.wav  24kWeird chant

monkeycook.wav 36k  Moe: What're you doin?" Curly: "It oughtta show soemplace in here how to cook a monkey."  (Stooges)                             

monkeycute.wav 3k "Well look at this, a darling little monkey!" (Looney Tunes)

monkeyeep.wav 35k Monkey eep

monkeyfist.wav 10k "Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."

monkeyfunky.wav 54k "I feel..funky.  Monkey Funky"

monkeyjade.wav 170k "We must find the jade monkey before the next full moon." etc.  Mr. Burns (Simpsons)

monkeyfind.wav 35k "You've got to help us find that monkey!"

monkeynextra.wav 79k  Tirade about Nextra, whatever that is.  Includes monkey  epithet.

monkeyplas.wav 17k  "...You just look like a monkey.!" 

monkeysbrnz.wav 35k  "A monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C."  "Is that what we ate?"  <Nauseous sound>

monkeysmst.wav 27k "I feel..a disturbance..as though a million monkeys cried out at once..and then..silence."

monkeysick1.wav 32k  "You sick little monkey!"

monkeyso.wav 36k  A monkey ditty

monkeyspw.wav 22k "Because, I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em."  (Pee Wee Herman)

monkeyur.wav 142k "Now why do they call this a 'Urine Monkey?'" (Simpsons)

monkeyww.wav 31k "This guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas."

monkhubaboon.wav 170k "You big baboon, you stinker!  Stop your evil ways!" (The Tick)  Okay, so it's not pure monkey, but the Tick rules.

monkpapes07.wav 28k "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"  (Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes)

monkpiss.wav 25k "Why don't you piss off, you f*ckin' monkey!"

monkscream.wav 35k "Hoo ooh ooh OOH aah"

monksickm.wav 28k "Oh my gawd you sick little monkey!"

monksimps1a.wav 44k Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half monkey type creature?" Voice of authority: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God." Bart: "God, Schmod, I want my monkeyman!"  (Simpsons)

monkyllw_hat.wav 34k "Bet you could tell me some tales, huh?"  "Well, I do know this one about this man and this monkey in a yellow hat." (The Pretender)