Have You Seen This Child?
Known Aliases: "Squid", "
Squid-boy", "Drool-Boy".
Last seen at the Echo Tap smoking some camels.
Could be posing as a hard working respected individual somewhere in Riverside, CA, But do not be fooled. You may have been in contact with Wildenberg if someone keeps sending you useless forwards over e-mail, or if you seem to be missing any bicycle parts. If you are female you may have come in contact with Wildenberg if you have the urge to throw away the phone number he gave you.
$3 reward for any information
leading to the whereabouts of Wildenberg, and we will split the money that he still owes
us with you.