Don't shake the Magic 8-Ball.

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"Always laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can."

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are".

Chemists do it periodically.

"There is more than one way to do it."

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" -

"Don't thank me, thank Barefoot Man."

"Drink tea and plan for the future."